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1 | SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) |
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| 5 | NAME | |
| 6 | sex - have sex | |
| 7 | ||
| 8 | SYNOPSIS | |
| 9 | sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | DESCRIPTION | |
| 12 | _\bs_\be_\bx allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- | |
| 13 | fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they | |
| 14 | are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to | |
| 15 | make things more interesting are as follows: | |
| 16 | ||
| 17 | -1 masturbate | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option | |
| 20 | ||
| 21 | -b buggery | |
| 22 | ||
| 23 | -B<animal> | |
| 24 | bestiality with <animal> | |
| 25 | ||
| 26 | -c chocolate sauce option | |
| 27 | ||
| 28 | -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) | |
| 29 | ||
| 30 | -d<file> | |
| 31 | get a date with the features described in <file> | |
| 32 | ||
| 33 | -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) | |
| 34 | ||
| 35 | -f foreplay option | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | -F nasal sex with plants | |
| 38 | ||
| 39 | -i coitus interruptus (messy!) | |
| 40 | ||
| 41 | -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | -l leather option | |
| 44 | ||
| 45 | -m masochism (see -s) | |
| 46 | ||
| 47 | -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option | |
| 48 | ||
| 49 | -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program | |
| 50 | kills it) | |
| 51 | ||
| 52 | -o oral option | |
| 53 | ||
| 54 | -O parallel access (orgy) | |
| 55 | ||
| 56 | -p debug option (proposition only) | |
| 57 | ||
| 58 | -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) | |
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| 61 | ||
| 62 | Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 | |
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| 68 | ||
| 69 | SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) | |
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| 72 | ||
| 73 | -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) | |
| 74 | ||
| 75 | -s sadism (target must set -m) | |
| 76 | ||
| 77 | -S sundae option | |
| 78 | ||
| 79 | -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) | |
| 80 | ||
| 81 | -w whipped cream option | |
| 82 | ||
| 83 | -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) | |
| 84 | ||
| 85 | ENVIRONMENT | |
| 86 | LOVERS | |
| 87 | is a list of default partners which will be used if | |
| 88 | none are specified in the command line. If any are | |
| 89 | specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. | |
| 90 | ||
| 91 | FILES | |
| 92 | /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality | |
| 93 | ||
| 94 | /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates | |
| 95 | ||
| 96 | /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes | |
| 97 | ||
| 98 | /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment | |
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| 101 | ||
| 102 | BUGS | |
| 103 | ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. | |
| 104 | ||
| 105 | ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. | |
| 106 | ||
| 107 | MAN AUTHOR | |
| 108 | Author prefers to be anonymous. | |
| 109 | ||
| 110 | HISTORY | |
| 111 | Oldest program ever. |