-static letter6()
- {
- sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
- if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 605 letter\n",23); return(0);}
- lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
- standout("From:"); lprcat(" The National Cancer Society of Larn\n");
- standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat(" hope\n");
- lprcat("\nCongratulations on your successful expedition. We are sure much");
- lprcat("\ncourage and determination were needed on your quest. There are");
- lprcat("\nmany though, that could never hope to undertake such a journey");
- lprcat("\ndue to an enfeebling disease -- cancer. We at the National");
- lprcat("\nCancer Society of Larn wish to appeal to your philanthropy in");
- lprcat("\norder to save many good people -- possibly even yourself a few");
- lprcat("\nyears from now. Much work needs to be done in researching this");
- lprcat("\ndreaded disease, and you can help today. Could you please see it");
- lprcat("\nin your heart to give generously? Your continued good health");
- lprcat("\ncan be your everlasting reward.\n");
- lwclose(); return(1);
- }
+char *mail[] = {
+ "From: the LRS (Larn Revenue Service)\n",
+ "~s undeclared income\n",
+ "\n We have heard you survived the caverns of Larn. Let me be the",
+ "\nfirst to congratulate you on your success. It was quite a feat.",
+ "\nIt was also very profitable for you...",
+ "\n\n The Dungeon Master has informed us that you brought",
+ "1",
+ "\ncounty of Larn is in dire need of funds, we have spared no time",
+ "2",
+ "\nof this notice, and is due within 5 days. Failure to pay will",
+ "\nmean penalties. Once again, congratulations, We look forward",
+ "\nto your future successful expeditions.\n",
+ NULL,
+ "From: His Majesty King Wilfred of Larndom\n",
+ "~s a noble deed\n",
+ "\n I have heard of your magnificent feat, and I, King Wilfred,",
+ "\nforthwith declare today to be a national holiday. Furthermore,",
+ "\nhence three days, ye be invited to the castle to receive the",
+ "\nhonour of Knight of the realm. Upon thy name shall it be written...",
+ "\n\nBravery and courage be yours.",
+ "\n\nMay you live in happiness forevermore...\n",
+ NULL,
+ "From: Count Endelford\n",
+ "~s You Bastard!\n",
+ "\n I have heard (from sources) of your journey. Congratulations!",
+ "\nYou Bastard! With several attempts I have yet to endure the",
+ " caves,\nand you, a nobody, makes the journey! From this time",
+ " onward, bewarned\nupon our meeting you shall pay the price!\n",
+ NULL,
+ "From: Mainair, Duke of Larnty\n",
+ "~s High Praise\n",
+ "\n With certainty, a hero I declare to be amongst us! A nod of",
+ "\nfavour I send to thee. Me thinks Count Endelford this day of",
+ "\nright breath'eth fire as of dragon of whom ye are slayer. I",
+ "\nyearn to behold his anger and jealously. Should ye choose to",
+ "\nunleash some of thy wealth upon those who be unfortunate, I,",
+ "\nDuke Mainair, shall equal thy gift also.\n",
+ NULL,
+ "From: St. Mary's Children's Home\n",
+ "~s these poor children\n",
+ "\n News of your great conquests has spread to all of Larndom.",
+ "\nMight I have a moment of a great adventurers's time? We here at",
+ "\nSt. Mary's Children's Home are very poor, and many children are",
+ "\nstarving. Disease is widespread and very often fatal without",
+ "\ngood food. Could you possibly find it in your heart to help us",
+ "\nin our plight? Whatever you could give will help much.",
+ "\n(your gift is tax deductible)\n",
+ NULL,
+ "From: The National Cancer Society of Larn\n",
+ "~s hope\n",
+ "\nCongratulations on your successful expedition. We are sure much",
+ "\ncourage and determination were needed on your quest. There are",
+ "\nmany though, that could never hope to undertake such a journey",
+ "\ndue to an enfeebling disease -- cancer. We at the National",
+ "\nCancer Society of Larn wish to appeal to your philanthropy in",
+ "\norder to save many good people -- possibly even yourself a few",
+ "\nyears from now. Much work needs to be done in researching this",
+ "\ndreaded disease, and you can help today. Could you please see it",
+ "\nin your heart to give generously? Your continued good health",
+ "\ncan be your everlasting reward.\n",
+ NULL
+};