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1 | Some men are discovered; others are found out. |
2 | Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts. | |
3 | Words must be weighed, not counted. | |
4 | By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. | |
5 | He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT. | |
6 | You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity. | |
7 | Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. | |
8 | Words are the voice of the heart. | |
9 | Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true. | |
10 | A king's castle is his home. | |
11 | He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. | |
12 | The universe is laughing behind your back. | |
13 | The best prophet of the future is the past. | |
14 | It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize. | |
15 | Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. | |
16 | Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. | |
17 | Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love. | |
18 | Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca. | |
19 | Creditors have much better memories than debtors. | |
20 | Many pages make a thick book. | |
21 | Every purchase has its price. | |
22 | Do not underestimate the power of the Force. | |
23 | You will step on the night soil of many countries. | |
24 | Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference. | |
25 | He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise. | |
26 | Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. | |
27 | If you suspect a man, don't employ him. | |
28 | The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad. | |
29 | Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable. | |
30 | A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds. | |
31 | A good memory does not equal pale ink. | |
32 | A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything. | |
33 | How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent. | |
34 | You dialed 2290 | |
35 | It's later than you think. | |
36 | Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure. | |
37 | It's not reality that's important, but how you percieve things. | |
38 | Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword. | |
39 | Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. | |
40 | Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth. | |
41 | Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. | |
42 | The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. | |
43 | Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down. | |
44 | Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face. | |
45 | Man's horizons are bounded by his vision. | |
46 | To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent. | |
47 | He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. | |
48 | Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. | |
49 | Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level. | |
50 | You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. | |
51 | Ettiquetee is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste. | |
52 | As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote. | |
53 | One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. | |
54 | Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!! | |
55 | It is better to wear out than to rust out. | |
56 | When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it. | |
57 | The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. | |
58 | It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree. | |
59 | How you look depends on where you go. | |
60 | A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs. | |
61 | A man who turns green has eschewed protein. | |
62 | Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. | |
63 | Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. | |
64 | When among apes, one must play the ape. | |
65 | Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. | |
66 | People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle. | |
67 | A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. | |
68 | Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses. | |
69 | Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. | |
70 | Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy. | |
71 | You have mail. | |
72 | His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. | |
73 | Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. | |
74 | Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. | |
75 | With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best. | |
76 | He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. | |
77 | Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie. | |
78 | Today is the last day of your life so far. | |
79 | Flee at once, all is discovered. | |
80 | Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self. | |
81 | Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. | |
82 | For a good time, call 8367-3100. | |
83 | Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate. | |
84 | God does not play dice. | |
85 | This fortune is inoperative. Please try another. | |
86 | Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either. | |
87 | No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail. | |
88 | You will feel hungry again in another hour. | |
89 | You now have Asian Flu. | |
90 | God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. | |
91 | Disk crisis, please clean up! | |
92 | You auto buy now. | |
93 | Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing. | |
94 | Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today. | |
95 | Many are cold, but few are frozen. | |
96 | The early worm gets the bird. | |
97 | He who hesitates is sometimes saved. | |
98 | Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. | |
99 | The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.) | |
100 | Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes. | |
101 | If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands. | |
102 | It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost. | |
103 | A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Charlie. | |
104 | Disk crunch - please clean up. | |
105 | Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543 | |
106 | I will never lie to you. | |
107 | Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain. | |
108 | Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize. | |
109 | 1 bulls, 3 cows | |
110 | It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. | |
111 | Waste not, get your budget cut next year. | |
112 | Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. | |
113 | Snow Day - stay home. | |
114 | Save gas, don't eat beans. | |
115 | All that glitters has a high refractive index. | |
116 | Ignore previous fortune. | |
117 | When in doubt, lead trump. | |
118 | 23. ... r-q1 | |
119 | unix soit qui mal y pense | |
120 | Even a cabbage may look at a king. | |
121 | Honi soit la vache qui rit. | |
122 | No directory | |
123 | Don't eat yellow snow. | |
124 | One Bell System - it works. | |
125 | One Bell System - it sometimes works. | |
126 | * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories. | |
127 | chess tonight | |
128 | External Security: | |
129 | Tom's hungry, time to eat lunch. | |
130 | Phone call for chucky-pooh. | |
131 | MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING | |
132 | A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. | |
133 | IOT trap -- core dumped | |
134 | IOT trap -- mos dumped | |
135 | /usr/news/gotcha | |
136 | Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9) | |
137 | System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing. | |
138 | : is not an identifier | |
139 | Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got. | |
140 | Those who can do, those who can't, write. | |
141 | The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again. | |
142 | You've been Berkeley'ed. | |
143 | Excessive login messages is a sure sign of senility. | |
144 | Say logout to logout. | |
145 | fortune: not found | |
146 | System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug. | |
147 | Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun. | |
148 | There is no heavier burden than a great potential. | |
149 | Change your thoughts and you change your world. | |
150 | It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. | |
151 | A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. | |
152 | Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. | |
153 | There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. | |
154 | He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes. | |
155 | Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital. | |
156 | Success is a journey, not a destination. | |
157 | Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science. | |
158 | Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and one the stars. | |
159 | The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. | |
160 | Youth is the trustee of posterity. | |
161 | Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. | |
162 | The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. | |
163 | He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself. | |
164 | Above all things, reverence yourself. | |
165 | Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads. | |
166 | The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. | |
167 | It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. | |
168 | Courage is grace under pressure. | |
169 | Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why. | |
170 | Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. | |
171 | He who hates vices hates mankind. | |
172 | To teach is to learn. | |
173 | Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. | |
174 | Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. | |
175 | There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it. | |
176 | God must love the common man; He made so many of them. | |
177 | Integrity has no need for rules. | |
178 | The price of greatness is responsibility. | |
179 | The important thing is not to stop questioning. | |
180 | A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity. | |
181 | The end of labor is to gain leisure. | |
182 | Your education begins where what is called your education is over. | |
183 | Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce? | |
184 | All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time. | |
185 | The finest eloquence is that which gets things done. | |
186 | The life which is unexamined is not worth living. | |
187 | Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others. |