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#include "header.h"
/* bill.c                "Larn is copyrighted 1986 by Noah Morgan. */
static char mail600[32];
/*
*      function to create the tax bill for the user
*/
static int pid;
static letter1()
 {
 sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
 if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 600 letter\n",23); return(0);}
 lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
 standout("From:"); lprcat("  the LRS (Larn Revenue Service)\n");
 standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  undeclared income\n");
 lprcat("\n   We heard you survived the caverns of Larn.  Let me be the");
 lprcat("\nfirst to congratulate you on your success.  It is quite a feat.");
 lprcat("\nIt must also have been very profitable for you.");
 lprcat("\n\n   The Dungeon Master has informed us that you brought");
 lprintf("\n%d gold pieces back with you from your journey.  As the",(long)c[GOLD]);
 lprcat("\ncounty of Larn is in dire need of funds, we have spared no time");
 lprintf("\nin preparing your tax bill.  You owe %d gold pieces as",
       (long)c[GOLD]*TAXRATE);
 lprcat("\nof this notice, and is due within 5 days.  Failure to pay will");
 lprcat("\nmean penalties.  Once again, congratulations, We look forward");
 lprcat("\nto your future successful expeditions.\n");
 lwclose(); return(1);
 }

static letter2()
 {
 sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
 if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 601 letter\n",23); return(0);}
 lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
 standout("From:"); lprcat("  His Majesty King Wilfred of Larndom\n");
 standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  a noble deed\n");
 lprcat("\n   I have heard of your magnificent feat, and I, King Wilfred,");
 lprcat("\nforthwith declare today to be a national holiday.  Furthermore,");
 lprcat("\nhence three days, Ye be invited to the castle to receive the");
 lprcat("\nhonour of Knight of the realm.  Upon thy name shall it be written. . .");
 lprcat("\nBravery and courage be yours.");
 lprcat("\nMay you live in happiness forevermore . . .\n");
 lwclose(); return(1);
 }

static letter3()
 {
 sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
 if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 602 letter\n",23); return(0);}
 lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
 standout("From:"); lprcat("  Count Endelford\n");
 standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  You Bastard!\n");
 lprcat("\n   I heard (from sources) of your journey.  Congratulations!");
 lprcat("\nYou Bastard!  With several attempts I have yet to endure the");
 lprcat(" caves,\nand you, a nobody, makes the journey!  From this time");
 lprcat(" onward, bewarned\nupon our meeting you shall pay the price!\n");
 lwclose(); return(1);
 }

static letter4()
 {
 sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
 if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 603 letter\n",23); return(0);}
 lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
 standout("From:"); lprcat("  Mainair, Duke of Larnty\n");
 standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  High Praise\n");
 lprcat("\n   With a certainty a hero I declare to be amongst us!  A nod of");
 lprcat("\nfavour I send to thee.  Me thinks Count Endelford this day of");
 lprcat("\nright breath'eth fire as of dragon of whom ye are slayer.  I");
 lprcat("\nyearn to behold his anger and jealously.  Should ye choose to");
 lprcat("\nunleash some of thy wealth upon those who be unfortunate, I,");
 lprcat("\nDuke Mainair, Shall equal thy gift also.\n");
 lwclose(); return(1);
 }

static letter5()
 {
 sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
 if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 604 letter\n",23); return(0);}
 lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
 standout("From:"); lprcat("  St. Mary's Children's Home\n");
 standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  these poor children\n");
 lprcat("\n   News of your great conquests has spread to all of Larndom.");
 lprcat("\nMight I have a moment of a great man's time.  We here at St.");
 lprcat("\nMary's Children's Home are very poor, and many children are");
 lprcat("\nstarving.  Disease is widespread and very often fatal without");
 lprcat("\ngood food.  Could you possibly find it in your heart to help us");
 lprcat("\nin our plight?  Whatever you could give will help much.");
 lprcat("\n(your gift is tax deductible)\n");
 lwclose(); return(1);
 }

static letter6()
 {
 sprintf(mail600,"/tmp/#%dmail600",pid); /* prepare path */
 if (lcreat(mail600) < 0) { write(1,"can't write 605 letter\n",23); return(0);}
 lprcat("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
 standout("From:"); lprcat("  The National Cancer Society of Larn\n");
 standout("\nSubject:"); lprcat("  hope\n");
 lprcat("\nCongratulations on your successful expedition.  We are sure much");
 lprcat("\ncourage and determination were needed on your quest.  There are");
 lprcat("\nmany though, that could never hope to undertake such a journey");
 lprcat("\ndue to an enfeebling disease -- cancer.  We at the National");
 lprcat("\nCancer Society of Larn wish to appeal to your philanthropy in");
 lprcat("\norder to save many good people -- possibly even yourself a few");
 lprcat("\nyears from now.  Much work needs to be done in researching this");
 lprcat("\ndreaded disease, and you can help today.  Could you please see it");
 lprcat("\nin your heart to give generously?  Your continued good health");
 lprcat("\ncan be your everlasting reward.\n");
 lwclose(); return(1);
 }

/*
*      function to mail the letters to the player if a winner
*/
static int (*pfn[])()= { letter1, letter2, letter3, letter4, letter5, letter6 };
mailbill()
       {
       register int i;
       char buf[128];
       wait(0);  pid=getpid();
       if (fork() == 0)
               {
               resetscroll();
               for (i=0; i<sizeof(pfn)/sizeof(int (*)()); i++)
                       if ((*pfn[i])())
                               {
                               sleep(20);  sprintf(buf,"mail %s < %s",loginname,mail600);
                               system(buf);  unlink(mail600);
                               }
               exit();
               }
       }