+gem value = gem * 2 ^ perfection
+sitting down can have unexpected results
+don't pry into the affairs of others
+drinking can be hazardous to your health
+beware of the gusher!
+some monsters are greedy
+nymphs have light fingers
+try kissing a disenchantress!
+hammers and brains don't mix
+what does a potion of cure dianthroritis taste like?
+hit point gain/loss when raising a level depends on constitution
+healing a mighty wizard can be exhilarating
+be sure to pay your taxes
+are Vampires afraid of something?
+some dragons can fly
+dos thou strive for perfection?
+patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies
+what does the Eye of Larn see in its guardian?
+a level 25 player casts like crazy!
+energy rings affect spell regeneration
+difficulty affects regeneration
+control of the pesty spirits is most helpful
+don't fall into a bottomless pit
+dexterity allows you to carry more
+you can get 2 points of WC for the price of one
+never enter the dungeon naked! the monsters will laugh at you!
+did someone put itching powder in your armor?
+you klutz!
+avoid opening doors. you never know whats on the other side.
+infinite regeneration ---> temptation
+the greatest weapon in the game has not the highest Weapon Class
+you can't buy the most powerful scroll
+identify things before you use them
+there's more than one way through a wall